No...I haven't given up on this blog, and yes my health has kept me away for a while- BUT; My PC shit the bed (AGAIN!!!) - Hence the severe lack of updating. I'm just posting this to let you all know that I'm still trying to get everything back in synch. I've just re-loaded Win XP for the 4th time in three months. I put this newest pc together last June with the best stuff I could afford- and it is smoking fast when it comes to video editing/rendering. However, 2 months in I was getting blue screen errors and quick memory dumps and auto reboots. It's been very frustrating. It is now March of 2010, and in that time I've formatted 2 new hard drives- with fresh Xp installs, replaced the gigabyte board with an entirely new motherboard (...with a fresh install.), and as of last week, replaced the ram AND added a NEW video card (...need I even say it?). Keep in mind that every time I have to dump a HD for a fresh install I have to move anywhere from 300- 450 gigs of files, then bring them back from external drives (..a tad time consuming.) So what have I learned? First that I will NEVER purchase anything from Fry's AGAIN! Their complete ineptitude, and lack of customer service is not only laughable, but seriously "postal rage" inducing. I worked in retail for 15 yrs (Ritz Camera), and I KNOW what good customer service is. Having said that, and being the manager type who HATED letting people go, I can honestly say the days of good salesmanship are LONG gone, and that I would have NO problem STAPeLING "pink slips" on each and every "fuck's" forehead working in the computer sales and repair departments. Bottom line- I'll pay a little more, but I will ONLY buy from Best Buy and or little "mom & pop" independant stores who will stand behind their merchandise from now on! Ok, as far as my porn goes- I've taken two more off my Wanted List, and I'll get em up as soon as I can upload them to rs. I'm STILL hoping someone will find "THE BIMBO" ...
Till then, take care, and thank you all again for your support!
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Sunday, March 21, 2010
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
As promised...
"Ok, gang - I've uploaded / posted 2 movies from the "Wanted" list (... PLEASE keep looking for the others.) I realize I was AWOL for most of October, but keep your eyes peeled for my blog post this weekend; it will answer A LOT of questions about my situation (... past- present -and hopefully, a better future). I'm coming to an end of the full movies that I can offer up here as "firsts" (... VEF & Suzy are doing a bang up job posting a lot of great classics; if you've yet to join them - DO IT!) So - seeing that "Monsterboobs" seems to be in "limbo" for the foreseeable future, I will take over the mantle, and start posting single scenes of all of our favorite queens in the very near future. This means a lot more updates, and more frequent reasons to check my blog, daily. If anyone is familiar with the coding he used for navigating his page - please email me with the code; I've always liked how his blog was easily navigated (... and hated the watermarking! lol) And before I go... GO YANKEES!!! But, if the Phillies should win, NY fans can rejoice in the fact that Uttley has passed his "audition", and will very soon be in pinstripes (... and VERY RICH(er). Enjoy the rest of the series; I kinda hope it does go 7, and I hope to have my next blog entry finished by Saturday. Till then, thank you all- as always for the support and kind words."
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Full Length - Unnatural Phenomenon I & II (combined)
COVER(S):
Cast : Danielle, Careena Collins, Nikki Knights, Shanna McCullough, Alexis Greco, Tom Byron, Joey Silvera, Jerry Butler, Paul Thomas
Format : AVI (X-Vid) NTSC
Audio: 56kps MPEG Layer-3
Video: 1432 kps
Run Time : 2:24:14
Size : 1.47 Gb
Resolution : 640 x 480
Language: English
Notes: "These flicks arrive courtesy of "Scorpion" over at VEF (MEGA THANKS, Bruddah!) I took the liberty of re-ripping the videos to remove a few glitch frames, adjusted the brightness/contrast, smoothed over the pixelization a little more, and removed a lot of audio hiss. I also decided to merge BOTH movies into one; IMHO, it plays better, and should be viewed as 1 complete movie vs a 2 part "cliffhanger". OK - where do I start? Danielle's BEST movie - period. (... and the ONLY "almost" anal scene I've ever seen of her's.) She's in top form; her ASS can only be described as "SUCCULENT". She really smokes in all of the scenes she's in- which is many, thankfully. Reason number 2: Careena Collins!!! I MAY be incorrect, but I do believe that this is THE movie where she gets her onscreen "Anal Cherry" popped! She also looks AMAZING in all of her scenes (...and dare I say ALSO has a SUCCULENT Ass!!!) We can leave that for open debate amongst ourselves, but for an 80's flick as a whole - it's one of Pachard's BEST; Great cast, great plot, decent acting and dialogue, and its shot/lit rather well for the early age of beta cam. This (...these) movies are absolutely in my top 5, ALL TIME favorites, and I hope after viewing them you'll appreciate what a real treasure Scorpion has shared, and how nostalgically you'll be longing for "the good old days." Enjoy."
File Sizes: 1- 7 = 195 mb, file 8 = 145 mb
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Cast : Danielle, Careena Collins, Nikki Knights, Shanna McCullough, Alexis Greco, Tom Byron, Joey Silvera, Jerry Butler, Paul Thomas
Format : AVI (X-Vid) NTSC
Audio: 56kps MPEG Layer-3
Video: 1432 kps
Run Time : 2:24:14
Size : 1.47 Gb
Resolution : 640 x 480
Language: English
Notes: "These flicks arrive courtesy of "Scorpion" over at VEF (MEGA THANKS, Bruddah!) I took the liberty of re-ripping the videos to remove a few glitch frames, adjusted the brightness/contrast, smoothed over the pixelization a little more, and removed a lot of audio hiss. I also decided to merge BOTH movies into one; IMHO, it plays better, and should be viewed as 1 complete movie vs a 2 part "cliffhanger". OK - where do I start? Danielle's BEST movie - period. (... and the ONLY "almost" anal scene I've ever seen of her's.) She's in top form; her ASS can only be described as "SUCCULENT". She really smokes in all of the scenes she's in- which is many, thankfully. Reason number 2: Careena Collins!!! I MAY be incorrect, but I do believe that this is THE movie where she gets her onscreen "Anal Cherry" popped! She also looks AMAZING in all of her scenes (...and dare I say ALSO has a SUCCULENT Ass!!!) We can leave that for open debate amongst ourselves, but for an 80's flick as a whole - it's one of Pachard's BEST; Great cast, great plot, decent acting and dialogue, and its shot/lit rather well for the early age of beta cam. This (...these) movies are absolutely in my top 5, ALL TIME favorites, and I hope after viewing them you'll appreciate what a real treasure Scorpion has shared, and how nostalgically you'll be longing for "the good old days." Enjoy."
File Sizes: 1- 7 = 195 mb, file 8 = 145 mb
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Full Length - Lessons in lust (1987)
COVER(S):
Cast : Porsche Lynn, Buffy Davis, Danielle, Jeanna Fine, Viper, Paul Thomas, Francois Pappillon, Billy Dee
Format : AVI (X-Vid) NTSC
Audio: 56kps MPEG Layer - 3
Video: 1432kps
Run Time : 1:24:16
Size : 883 mb
Resolution : 640 x 480
Language: English
Notes: "This rip comes courtesy of "Mougah" over at VEF. However, I've cropped out the annoying watermark, and seriously lowered the Saturation and Hue. The reason this is one of my most favorite late 80's movies is simple; One of Buffy Davis' BEST scenes (...she looks Amazing!!!), Jeanna Fine NEVER looked sexier (...I'm a sucker for FF nylons and garterbelts - if you have't noticed- yet.), and IMHO - This is THE BEST Porsche Lynn has ever looked, and it's her HOTTEST scene!!! There is only one GLARRINGLY, NAUSEATING flaw with this flick... ahem - Viper (...THE most unbangable piece of Skank Meat who's ever hit the blue screen!) I just wish Danielle did a complete MF scene instead of a BJ only, and a muff bump with "Skankzilla". Enjoy."
File Sizes: 1- 4 = 195 mb, file 5 = 97.9 mb
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Format : AVI (X-Vid) NTSC
Audio: 56kps MPEG Layer - 3
Video: 1432kps
Run Time : 1:24:16
Size : 883 mb
Resolution : 640 x 480
Language: English
Notes: "This rip comes courtesy of "Mougah" over at VEF. However, I've cropped out the annoying watermark, and seriously lowered the Saturation and Hue. The reason this is one of my most favorite late 80's movies is simple; One of Buffy Davis' BEST scenes (...she looks Amazing!!!), Jeanna Fine NEVER looked sexier (...I'm a sucker for FF nylons and garterbelts - if you have't noticed- yet.), and IMHO - This is THE BEST Porsche Lynn has ever looked, and it's her HOTTEST scene!!! There is only one GLARRINGLY, NAUSEATING flaw with this flick... ahem - Viper (...THE most unbangable piece of Skank Meat who's ever hit the blue screen!) I just wish Danielle did a complete MF scene instead of a BJ only, and a muff bump with "Skankzilla". Enjoy."
File Sizes: 1- 4 = 195 mb, file 5 = 97.9 mb
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Thursday, October 1, 2009
Uber Buffy Overload!!! 6hrs 49mins
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Cast : Buffy Davis ... a few other chicks, and a whole lot of LUCKY 80's Porn guys!
Format : AVI (X-Vid) NTSC
Audio: 56kps MPEG Layer-3
Video: 1432 kps
Run Time : 6:49:40 !!!
Size : 5.04 Gb !!!
Resolution : 640 x 480
Language: English
Notes: "WARNING: this is an EXTREMELY LARGE download (... and "Yes, I'm aware that it will take a while.") That being said, I created this movie comp out of necessity - and as THE DEFINITIVE compilation to properly enshrine THE GREATEST PORN STAR OF ALL TIME! (... don't even try to argue against this irrefutable FACT!) While organizing my full length movie files, I took a few minutes to watch the Alpha Blue Archive collection, and the Sweedish Erotica Volumes, (Thanks to whoever originally posted them, btw.) Upon watching them side by side, I decided they were both severly lacking in some of her best moments, and combined as 1 long movie, MIGHT just do her justice... Err...nope. So, being the true fan that I am, I went back over my entire collection of my scans, and other files I've downloaded over the years, and created what I thought to be a true "Best of Buffy" compilation. After I finished that "labor of love" (...btw it's the first 3hrs of this monster!), I figured "what the hell.", and added the other two movies to it to create "Uber Buffy Overload"! Honestly, I really could have made this about 10hrs long, but I had to stop somewhere. I probably will create another volume - to round off this extensive tribute - eventually. I remastered EVERY single scene in this collection in V-DUB (cropping, brightness/contrast, hue/saturation, and audio filter), So I will be so bold as to call this MY RIP. If you're not a real true blue fan, you may want to skip this download, and try to download single clips from the boards. However; if you remember when porn was GOOD, and recognize that Buffy was the Original "Gonzo Girl" of the 80's (... and Easily STILL the BEST!), look no further than this movie to fill in your collection for "1 stop Buff - ing". Enjoy."
File Sizes: 1 - 25 = 198 mb, file 26 = 1.68 mb
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Monday, September 21, 2009
IT's a BOY!!! (oh boy, oh boy , oh boy....)
Ok-
As I write this, I am 4 days removed from surgery that removed a 4 mm kidney stone that was lodged in the top of my bladder for the last 6 weeks- and causing me relentless and sometimes excrutiating pain. This morning, I had the stent removed that kept everything free flowing during my recup'(...and might I add- a very PLEASANT experience as well.) Hopefully, I will be feeling much better in the coming week. In my down time, and while in a heavy vicodin haze, I have actually done some ripping and editing. With the help of some good friends at VEF, I've found some loooong sought after movies. Scorpion uploaded Unnatural Phenomenon 1 & 2, and Mougah found Lessons in Lust. I re-ran the rips through v-dub, did a lil' cropping, and removed a few bad frames here and there, and I'm going to post them here (...as promised.) I've combine "Unnatural" into 1 file so both movies play seemlessly back to back - it makes the story make more sense, and I totally did my best to correct the OVERSATURATION of Lust Lessons to make everybody NOT look like George Hamilton. These 3 films are some of my al time favorites, and if you haven't seen them, and trust my judgement by the stuff I've posted, I'm sure you'll really enjoy them. I've also taken the Alpha Blue Archives and Sweedish Erotica "Best of Buffy Davis", tweeked them, and combined them into 1 - 5hr+ "UBER Buffy Movie". And being that I may be her biggest all time fan, I'll be posting it here as well - so keep yer eyes peeled. Again, I thank you all for your patience and kind words, and look forward to getting this blog back on a weekly schedule again very soon!
- Smut
As I write this, I am 4 days removed from surgery that removed a 4 mm kidney stone that was lodged in the top of my bladder for the last 6 weeks- and causing me relentless and sometimes excrutiating pain. This morning, I had the stent removed that kept everything free flowing during my recup'(...and might I add- a very PLEASANT experience as well.) Hopefully, I will be feeling much better in the coming week. In my down time, and while in a heavy vicodin haze, I have actually done some ripping and editing. With the help of some good friends at VEF, I've found some loooong sought after movies. Scorpion uploaded Unnatural Phenomenon 1 & 2, and Mougah found Lessons in Lust. I re-ran the rips through v-dub, did a lil' cropping, and removed a few bad frames here and there, and I'm going to post them here (...as promised.) I've combine "Unnatural" into 1 file so both movies play seemlessly back to back - it makes the story make more sense, and I totally did my best to correct the OVERSATURATION of Lust Lessons to make everybody NOT look like George Hamilton. These 3 films are some of my al time favorites, and if you haven't seen them, and trust my judgement by the stuff I've posted, I'm sure you'll really enjoy them. I've also taken the Alpha Blue Archives and Sweedish Erotica "Best of Buffy Davis", tweeked them, and combined them into 1 - 5hr+ "UBER Buffy Movie". And being that I may be her biggest all time fan, I'll be posting it here as well - so keep yer eyes peeled. Again, I thank you all for your patience and kind words, and look forward to getting this blog back on a weekly schedule again very soon!
- Smut
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Full Length - Rambone the Destroyer (1985)
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Cast : Rachel Ryan, Kari Foxx, Lois Ayres, Heather Wayne, Keli Richards, Patti Petite, Marc Wallice, Steve Powers, Tom Byron, Troy Tannier, Dick Rambone
Format : AVI (X-Vid)
Format : AVI (X-Vid)
Audio: 56kps MPEG Layer - 3
Video: 1820 kps
Run Time : 1:11:05
Size : 949 mb
Resolution : 640 x 480
Notes: "MY rip from VHS tape, and the quality is quite excellent. Movie wise- it's one of my ALL Time Favorites. It has all the elements that make great 80's porn: Dark Brother's production, an attractive cast, campy dialogue and plot, nasty sex scenes that aren't overly long - itjust wreeks of fun! (...the cast must have had a blast filming this one.) I thought I had lost this movie years ago, but I was getting a little nostalgic about Lois Ayres, and I started going through a bunch of semi-labled vhs tapes. Low and behold- I found it, in it's entireity, and quickly burned it to dvd. I only found 1 slight frame jump just as the Kari Foxx scene begins, and I spliced it out. Other than that- it's 100% complete, and I did very little corrections to it at all (... I slightly raised the brightness/contrast, and added a little pixel smoothing, then a pinch of sharpening.) And, IMHO, this movie has Heather Wayne looking her hottest, and really giving an intense fucking to Steve Powers (...What a dopey, loveable, douche he was - eh?) Enjoy."
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Thursday, August 13, 2009
Hiccup...
Sorry for the lack of updates; I'm dealing with a "health hiccup" for the last few weeks. I'm getting treatment, and I should resume updating in the next few weeks- as my energy returns. Thanks for your patience.
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