Wednesday, November 4, 2009
As promised...
- Smut
Full Length - Unnatural Phenomenon I & II (combined)
Cast : Danielle, Careena Collins, Nikki Knights, Shanna McCullough, Alexis Greco, Tom Byron, Joey Silvera, Jerry Butler, Paul Thomas
Format : AVI (X-Vid) NTSC
Audio: 56kps MPEG Layer-3
Video: 1432 kps
Run Time : 2:24:14
Size : 1.47 Gb
Resolution : 640 x 480
Language: English
Notes: "These flicks arrive courtesy of "Scorpion" over at VEF (MEGA THANKS, Bruddah!) I took the liberty of re-ripping the videos to remove a few glitch frames, adjusted the brightness/contrast, smoothed over the pixelization a little more, and removed a lot of audio hiss. I also decided to merge BOTH movies into one; IMHO, it plays better, and should be viewed as 1 complete movie vs a 2 part "cliffhanger". OK - where do I start? Danielle's BEST movie - period. (... and the ONLY "almost" anal scene I've ever seen of her's.) She's in top form; her ASS can only be described as "SUCCULENT". She really smokes in all of the scenes she's in- which is many, thankfully. Reason number 2: Careena Collins!!! I MAY be incorrect, but I do believe that this is THE movie where she gets her onscreen "Anal Cherry" popped! She also looks AMAZING in all of her scenes (...and dare I say ALSO has a SUCCULENT Ass!!!) We can leave that for open debate amongst ourselves, but for an 80's flick as a whole - it's one of Pachard's BEST; Great cast, great plot, decent acting and dialogue, and its shot/lit rather well for the early age of beta cam. This (...these) movies are absolutely in my top 5, ALL TIME favorites, and I hope after viewing them you'll appreciate what a real treasure Scorpion has shared, and how nostalgically you'll be longing for "the good old days." Enjoy."
File Sizes: 1- 7 = 195 mb, file 8 = 145 mb
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Full Length - Lessons in lust (1987)
Format : AVI (X-Vid) NTSC
Audio: 56kps MPEG Layer - 3
Video: 1432kps
Run Time : 1:24:16
Size : 883 mb
Resolution : 640 x 480
Language: English
Notes: "This rip comes courtesy of "Mougah" over at VEF. However, I've cropped out the annoying watermark, and seriously lowered the Saturation and Hue. The reason this is one of my most favorite late 80's movies is simple; One of Buffy Davis' BEST scenes (...she looks Amazing!!!), Jeanna Fine NEVER looked sexier (...I'm a sucker for FF nylons and garterbelts - if you have't noticed- yet.), and IMHO - This is THE BEST Porsche Lynn has ever looked, and it's her HOTTEST scene!!! There is only one GLARRINGLY, NAUSEATING flaw with this flick... ahem - Viper (...THE most unbangable piece of Skank Meat who's ever hit the blue screen!) I just wish Danielle did a complete MF scene instead of a BJ only, and a muff bump with "Skankzilla". Enjoy."
File Sizes: 1- 4 = 195 mb, file 5 = 97.9 mb
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Thursday, October 1, 2009
Uber Buffy Overload!!! 6hrs 49mins
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Cast : Buffy Davis ... a few other chicks, and a whole lot of LUCKY 80's Porn guys!
Format : AVI (X-Vid) NTSC
Audio: 56kps MPEG Layer-3
Video: 1432 kps
Run Time : 6:49:40 !!!
Size : 5.04 Gb !!!
Resolution : 640 x 480
Language: English
Notes: "WARNING: this is an EXTREMELY LARGE download (... and "Yes, I'm aware that it will take a while.") That being said, I created this movie comp out of necessity - and as THE DEFINITIVE compilation to properly enshrine THE GREATEST PORN STAR OF ALL TIME! (... don't even try to argue against this irrefutable FACT!) While organizing my full length movie files, I took a few minutes to watch the Alpha Blue Archive collection, and the Sweedish Erotica Volumes, (Thanks to whoever originally posted them, btw.) Upon watching them side by side, I decided they were both severly lacking in some of her best moments, and combined as 1 long movie, MIGHT just do her justice... Err...nope. So, being the true fan that I am, I went back over my entire collection of my scans, and other files I've downloaded over the years, and created what I thought to be a true "Best of Buffy" compilation. After I finished that "labor of love" (...btw it's the first 3hrs of this monster!), I figured "what the hell.", and added the other two movies to it to create "Uber Buffy Overload"! Honestly, I really could have made this about 10hrs long, but I had to stop somewhere. I probably will create another volume - to round off this extensive tribute - eventually. I remastered EVERY single scene in this collection in V-DUB (cropping, brightness/contrast, hue/saturation, and audio filter), So I will be so bold as to call this MY RIP. If you're not a real true blue fan, you may want to skip this download, and try to download single clips from the boards. However; if you remember when porn was GOOD, and recognize that Buffy was the Original "Gonzo Girl" of the 80's (... and Easily STILL the BEST!), look no further than this movie to fill in your collection for "1 stop Buff - ing". Enjoy."
File Sizes: 1 - 25 = 198 mb, file 26 = 1.68 mb
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Monday, September 21, 2009
IT's a BOY!!! (oh boy, oh boy , oh boy....)
As I write this, I am 4 days removed from surgery that removed a 4 mm kidney stone that was lodged in the top of my bladder for the last 6 weeks- and causing me relentless and sometimes excrutiating pain. This morning, I had the stent removed that kept everything free flowing during my recup'(...and might I add- a very PLEASANT experience as well.) Hopefully, I will be feeling much better in the coming week. In my down time, and while in a heavy vicodin haze, I have actually done some ripping and editing. With the help of some good friends at VEF, I've found some loooong sought after movies. Scorpion uploaded Unnatural Phenomenon 1 & 2, and Mougah found Lessons in Lust. I re-ran the rips through v-dub, did a lil' cropping, and removed a few bad frames here and there, and I'm going to post them here (...as promised.) I've combine "Unnatural" into 1 file so both movies play seemlessly back to back - it makes the story make more sense, and I totally did my best to correct the OVERSATURATION of Lust Lessons to make everybody NOT look like George Hamilton. These 3 films are some of my al time favorites, and if you haven't seen them, and trust my judgement by the stuff I've posted, I'm sure you'll really enjoy them. I've also taken the Alpha Blue Archives and Sweedish Erotica "Best of Buffy Davis", tweeked them, and combined them into 1 - 5hr+ "UBER Buffy Movie". And being that I may be her biggest all time fan, I'll be posting it here as well - so keep yer eyes peeled. Again, I thank you all for your patience and kind words, and look forward to getting this blog back on a weekly schedule again very soon!
- Smut
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Full Length - Rambone the Destroyer (1985)
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Format : AVI (X-Vid)
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Hiccup...
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Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Full Length - Angel Hard (1996)
Cast : Eruka Bella, Maeva, Roberto Malone, Pussycat, Jocelyn, Beth Daylor, Max Renna
Format : AVI (X-Vid) NTSC
Audio: 56kps MPEG Layer-3
Video: 1432 kps
Run Time : 59:39
Size : 626 mb
Resolution : 640 x 480
Language: Italian(?)
Notes: "This rip comes from my old vhs copy, and right off the bat- it's missing the 1st 15 minutes or so. (...Sorry.) BUT, the rest of the film is fully intact, and since it's only in Italian- most of you won't need a synopsis to let you know what you've missed out on- or what the movie's about (... think total rip off of Micky Rourke's "Angel Heart" except with the "clever" word play in the title.) Production wise, it's shot very well, and the cast consists of some of the hottest mid-90's Euro stars. Erika Bella is smoking HOT and NASTY throughout; this movie is a definite one to add to the ol' "spank bank"! Actually- this RARE gem could've been great (imo), if they had shot it with an English speaking cast; but the trade off with using American starlets of the time would've SEVERELY weakened the "hotness": I'm very biased, and I will debate/argue to the death that the BEST looking, on screen, bangers came from across the pond during the 90's. Bottom line: 10 "Jenna's" doesn't even equal half a Laure Sainclair, or an Erika Bella. It's a fact...period. End of rant; go do your right click- "save target as" thingy, and continue to thank whatever deity you choose that I exist solely to share my porn with you. (lol) Enjoy."
File Sizes: 1- 6 = 95.7 mb, file 7 = 48.7 mb
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Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Full Length - Between the Cheeks 3 (1993)
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Cast : Ariel Daye, Brittany O'Connell, Chris Collins, Lacy Rose, Nicole London, Rebecca Bardoux, Rebecca Wild, Marc Wallice, Steve Drake, Tom Byron, TT Boy, Tony Tedeschi
Format : AVI (X-Vid)
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Full Length - Hardcore Schoolgirls #03 (1995)
Cast : Sheila, Lovette, Chloe, Tia, Julie, and Max.
Format : AVI (X-Vid) NTSC
Audio: 56kps MPEG Layer-3
Video: 1433 kps
Run Time : 1:52:46
Size : 1.15 Gb
Resolution : 640 x 480
Language: English
Notes: "This rip comes from my old vhs copy, and two things are out of whack- though only minor. First- there is no audio for the first 40 seconds, or so, of the movie (...credits.), and it's perfectly fine throughout the entire video. Second, the final scene with Margot Kidd...err...Chloe - suffers from intermittent tracking lines that I could not rectify in VDUB (...sorry). Movie wise, it's a typical Max mid 90's video; 2 good scenes (Lovette, and Julie), and 2 sub par scenes with chicks that were obviously there to collect paychecks. It's disturbing to see Chloe in pigtails, and dressed like a 9 year old, when her "crows feet" were as obvious as her overacting. Oh well, I never really was a fan of her's (... a little too over the top for my tastes.) But, it really is kind of amusing when a veteran like her (...who by this time had taken YARDS of real porn meat!) has to go out of her way to convince the camera that "Dashboard Penis" was doing any damage. Enjoy."
File Sizes: 1- 6 = 190 mb, file 7 = 31 mb
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Monday, July 6, 2009
Coming very soon...
- Smut
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Full Length - Kittens #9 (1997)
Cast : Nicole London, Monique DeMoan, JR Carrington, Caressa Savage, Montanna Gunn, Deva Station, Carolina, Cherie LaVeaux
Format : AVI (X-Vid) NTSC
Audio: 56kps MPEG Layer-3
Video: 1432 kps
Run Time : 1:17:40
Size : 815 mb
Resolution : 640 x 480
Language: English
Notes: "This rip comes from vhs, and it held up well. Not much too comment about- some of the 90's HOTTEST chicks bumpin' muff, and shoving rubber "thing-ees" into vag and poop tunnel. In fact, the only bad thing that mars this chick flick is the "ripped sneaker/skank" dressed as a maid that gets molested in the 3rd scene by Montanna. Good flick - I promise. Enjoy."
File Sizes: 1- 6 = 190 mb, file 7 = 92 mb
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Full Length - The Gigolo:pt 1 (1995)
Cast : Alisa, Gabrielle Scream, Joy Kiss, Laura Catwoman, Monique Covet, Olivia del Rio, Sylvia Sopia, Tania Russof, Vivienne Clash
Format : AVI (X-Vid) NTSC
Audio: 56kps MPEG Layer-3
Video: 1432 kps
Run Time : 2:21:31
Size : 1.45 Gb
Resolution : 720 x 480
Language: English
Notes: "This rip comes from my old vhs copy. However, I cropped out the letterbox format, and kept it at 720x480. I also seriously cranked up the brightness, sharpened the picture, and got rid of the tape hiss in the audio with VDUB. The quality, now, is very good. Movie wise, it's a PRIVATE film from the 90's - so it obviously is THE BEST porn made. Next to Michael Nin, Private runs neck and neck, with me, as far as quality porn. Private got/get's the most attractive tattoo and skank free chicks- most near super model looks, puts them in the coolest locales, and the sex scenes are always hot- but never too long or indulgent. This movie, in particular, totally fullfills all of my previous statements, and to this day, holds up as one of my all time favorites. Now if only I could remember which vhs part 2 is on ....hmmmm. Enjoy."
File Sizes: 1- 7 = 190 mb, file 8 = 148 mb
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Full Length - Taylor Wane's Secret Diary (1994)
Format : AVI (X-Vid) NTSC
Audio: 56kps MPEG Layer - 3
Video: 1432kps
Run Time : 1:27:10
Size : 913 mb
Resolution : 640 x 480
Language: English
Notes: "This is a direct rip from VHS tape - there is some slight tracking noise at the very end (last scene). Movie wise - it's Taylor's best movie. If you're a fan, like I am, this movie is a MUST have. Highlights are the "nurses exam" with Keisha, and the POV cab ride. All in all, this is a well shot, and well lit- quality- production, anchored by our favorite British Tart. Enjoy."
File Sizes: 1- 4 = 190 mb, file 5 = 148 mb
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Saturday, June 6, 2009
Full Length - Diva 3: Pure Pink(1997)
Format : AVI (X-Vid) NTSC
Audio: 56kps MPEG Layer - 3
Video: 1432kps
Run Time : 1:43:24
Size : 1.05 Gb
Resolution : 640 x 480
Language: English
Notes: "This is a direct rip from my old VHS tape from the 90's, and it held up great. Movie wise, It's fricken' Michael Nin, and that means it's THE BEST quality porn - period. Man; how I miss the 90's- especially Sunset Thomas and Stacy Valentine, and to round it off; my usung favorite Avalon(Tracy Ryan)- who I've been smitten with since I first found her on the ALS Scans site in 1997. This flick has great lesbo action, the girls look schmooooookin' HOT, and NO ONE can block or light a scene like Nin. Enjoy."
File Sizes: 1- 5 = 190 mb, file 6 = 127 mb
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Friday, May 29, 2009
Full Length - Sorority Sluts1: Passed Out (1995)
Format : AVI (X-Vid) NTSC
Audio: 56kps MPEG Layer - 3
Video: 1432kps
Run Time : 1:26:20
Size : 905 mb
Resolution : 640 x 480
Language: English
Notes: "This is a direct rip from my old VHS tape from the 90's, and I did minimal cropping and brightness correction. Movie wise, it's ONLY 3 scenes long?!!! Birth of gonzo (...with a thin plot.) The 1st scene is a lil' rough- I'm still not sure if the puke is real, and it's a very degrading scene. Second scene- fast forward: lackluster sex with a meth skank. Final scene: the entire reason to watch this video! Lovette looks fantastic, and Dick Nasty throws her a decent pooper screw. Enjoy."
File Sizes: 1- 4 = 190 mb, file 6 = 135 mb
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Full Length - Anal Sex: Zane 10th Anniversary (1996)
Format : AVI (X-Vid) NTSC
Audio: 56kps MPEG Layer - 3
Video: 1432kps
Run Time : 1:18:56
Size : 828 mb
Resolution : 640 x 480
Language: English
Notes: "This is a direct rip from my old VHS tape from the 90's, and it was slightly cropped to remove lower tracking noise. Movie wise- it's basically 1 long orgy scene- lots of Anal and Dp's from some 90's B and C listers. Missy looks Hot, Nikki Brantz is/was a personal fav, and Tracy Love was a friggin' dynamo. I apologize for the annoying discoloration from the tape roll that pops up, but I still haven't mastered VDub - yet. Enjoy."
File Sizes: 1- 8 = 95.7 mb, file 9 = 55.6 mb
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Sunday, May 24, 2009
Full Length - Erika Bella: Euroslut (1995)
Format : AVI (X-Vid) NTSC
Audio: 56kps MPEG Layer - 3
Video: 1432kps
Run Time : 1:42:09
Size : 1.04 Gb
Resolution : 640 x 480
Language: English
Notes: "This is a direct rip from my old VHS tape from the 90's, and it was slightly cropped to remove lower tracking noise. I brightened it up a tad, and it looks crisp and sharp. Movie wise, IT'S ERIKA BELLA in Almost EVERY Scene!!! One downer note; when you have a fantasticlly HOT and uninhibited female cast, great production values, local and lighting, and you block off, and edit scenes to near perfect lengths, WHY burden us with having to endure the actors Phonetically reproducing ENGLISH dialogue??? Enjoy."
File Sizes: 1- 5 = 190 mb, file 6 = 110 mb
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Full Length - Anal Cornhole Cutie (1996)
Format : AVI (X-Vid) NTSC
Audio: 56kps MPEG Layer-3
Video: 1432 kps
Run Time : 1:12:48
Size : 763 mb
Resolution : 640 x 480
Language: English
Notes: "This is a direct rip from my old VHS tape; the rendered quality is excellent! Movie wise, it's mid 90's Rosebud "gonzo" - so it's gotta be great. The highlights are definitely Tracy Love, Tricia Devereaux, and Boob Enhanced- Sahara Sands. And Tom Byron continues to be my hero: Rim jobs in BOTH of his scenes (...Bastard!) Enjoy."
File Sizes: 1- 7 = 95.7 mb, file 8 = 90 mb
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Friday, May 22, 2009
Full Length - Butt Banged Cycle Sluts (1995)
Format : AVI (X-Vid) NTSC
Audio: 56kps MPEG Layer-3
Video: 1432 kps
Run Time : 2:17:03
Size : 1.40 Gb
Resolution : 640 x 480
Language: English
Notes: "This is a direct rip from my old VHS tape. The quality is excellent, and it's one of my better VDub rips- so far. Movie wise - it's a CLASSIC. I'm a HUGE fan of the severely under rated Kimberly Kyle (... She is in my top 3 of BEST LEGS and ASS of ALL TIME in porn.) This film was a huge collaborative effort from some of the biggest names of porn at the time (...I highly recommend reading all involved in the final credits.) Alas, this probably was Buttman's swan song for appearing in scenes as talent; looking a little bloated, it's sad to see how he couldn't maintain wood - even while eating Tabitha's "O" ring, and getting one of the best lap dances from Kimberly. And finally - Erika Bella = NiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiCE! Enjoy."
File Sizes: 1- 7 = 190 mb, file 8 = 99.8 mb
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Saturday, May 16, 2009
Full Length - Back Door Mistress (1994)
Format : AVI (X-Vid) NTSC
Audio: 1536kps PCM 16bit
Video: 2923 kps
Run Time : 1:11:52
Size : 1.50 Gb
Resolution : 640 x 480
Language: English
Notes: "This is a direct rip from my old VHS tape from the mid 90's. It has severe lower tracking noise, so I did more than usual cropping in VDub to get rid of as much of it as possible. It now looks and sounds VERY good. Movie wise, it's one of my favs - HOT cast, ANAL Sex in EVERY scene, and one of the best on screen orgasms by Tiffany in the final scene that I can remember. My only negative critique: WTF was Tom Byron thinking the day they shot this; did he actually LOOK in the mirror that morning and say "Yep, I want to look like one of the "Little Rascals" in a grunge band? Poser. Enjoy."
File Sizes: 1- 7 = 190 mb, file 8 = 11.3 mb
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Saturday, May 9, 2009
Full Length - Strap-On Sally #10 (1997)
Format : AVI (X-Vid) NTSC
Audio: 1536kps PCM 16bit
Video: 1411 kps
Run Time : 1:39:48
Size : 1.63 Gb
Resolution : 640 x 480
Language: English
Notes: "This is a direct rip from Dvd; I only did cropping corrections. Movie wise, it picks up from the cliff hanger ending of 9, and delves in.....ahem, same cast- new pairings, same set-probably shot same day. So, if you liked #09 (..which I DID!), #10="more gooder". Enjoy."
File Sizes: 1- 7 = 190 mb, file 8 = 14.6 mb
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